HK Audio T-Shirt Order $29.95

 STOP!
Think before disturbing Sound Engineer!

Yes… It's got to be this LOUD!
Yes… I really know what all these knobs do!
No… I can't make any f*#*#* announcements!
Yes… This system has thousands of watts!
No… This is not the lighting console!
(Do I look gay to you?)

Yes… I do this for a living!
No… I am not the f*#*#* DJ!
No… I don't have any gaffer tape!
You are the sound guy.
You've been at the venue for hours prior to the show. You've sound-checked and kept a fussy, prima donna lead singer happy by getting his fold-back 'just so'… You've already won a vicious argument with both guitarists who are playing 'Who's the Loudest?' The drummer's got just the right amount of side-fill and the bass-player is… well… a bass player.
Finally, everything's sounding great and you want the show to go as smoothly as possible. Bang… the first song goes off. You're happy, the band's happy, the crowd's going nuts and - knowing it's still a long night ahead - you're ready to focus on making the show the best it can be.
There is, however, one in every crowd…
There's the guy who puts his beer on the mixing desk… The guy who tells you your 'light show' sucks… The drunk who consistently asks for you to play some track by Nickelback… The guy who wants to become a sound engineer who shouts dumb questions in your ear like: How many watts is this system? or What does that knob do? … The woman who's lost her car keys and wants you to announce it over the PA… The girl who complains about the volume… The list goes on.
CMI now offers the perfect protection from these intrusions: our new HK audio t-shirts feature pre-prepared answers to the dumbest, most annoying questions you're likely to get at just about any gig. Wear this shirt and strike 'em dumb!
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